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“…one hundred ninety-one, one hundred ninety-two, one hundred ninety-three, and one hundred ninety-five. No, wait, one hundred ninety-four,” you counted as you looked down the list. You sighed as you placed the papers down onto your desk. You pressed a button on your intercom. “Officer Beilschmidt, please report to my office immediately,” you spoke into the microphone.
“Um, ma'am?” Your glare intensified as you looked up at the man standing in front of you.
“What is it?” you asked, emphasizing each word.
“Officer Beilschmidt just left a few seconds ago to celebrate the arrest of a criminal,” he answered. You closed your eyes as you stood up, slamming your hands down on your desk.
“What are you waiting for?! Get that fool into my office!” you shouted as the man scrambled out the doors to search for the albino.
~Time Skip~
“Officer, you’ve completed the task at hand, but the damage for it is not necessary!” you shouted.
“Zhe awesome me only made a few scratches on zhe vehicles, (Name),” the albino stated with a carefree grin as he waved the matter off with a flick of his wrist.
“Officer-”
“Zhat’s Gilbert to you.”
“Officer Beilschmidt, you have crashed into one hundred ninety-four street lamps, dented fifteen cars, crashed into five buildings, and rendered seven police cars useless,” you listed, a frown on your face as your eyes stared hard into the Gilbert’s.
“I didn’t do zhat much. It’s all repairable,” Gilbert stated with a nervous laugh.
“Let’s not forget the trees that you killed and I can only say we’re lucky it didn’t amount to a forest,” you continued.
“Ve can alvays replant zhe trees,” Gilbert suggested.
“Gilbert Beilschmidt, this is a serious matter. You have cost us the risk of many civilians that almost got run over and also the massive amount of money needed to fix all the damage you’ve done!”
“Don’t vorry about it, frau. Besides, didn’t you say zhat ve needed to catch zhe criminal at all costs?”
“That was not in the contract you filled out when you started this job. Read it again,” you demanded as you forced a folder into his hands. Gilbert sighed as he opened the folder.
“Is zis really necessary, frau?” You glared at him. “…Understood.”
“Come back when you’ve finished,” you said with a sigh.
“You mean I’m not going to read it here?”
“The last thing I need is to listen to your German voice as you read a piece of paper,” you stated.
“It’s Prussian!”
“On the other hand, the money will come out of your salary and the rest will be paid by the department. Just be happy that I’m deciding that not all of the repairs will come from your salary,” you stated.
“Vat?! Zhe awesome me refuse to consent to zis!” You pointed to the door.
“Feel free to leave.” He opened his mouth to say something. “Now.”
~Time Skip~
Knock! Knock! Knock!
“Come in,” you groaned as you placed your pen down. You glanced up as the door to your office opened, revealing Gilbert as he walked in with his usual grin. “How long has it been since I’ve told you to read it? An hour?”
“Don’t worry, frau. I’ve finished reading it,” he said as he closed the door behind him. You raised an eyebrow.
“You’re acting a bit happy. What did you do?”
“Nozhing,” he sang as he walked up to your desk, placing down a folder. “You may vant to take a look inside zhe folder, (Name).”
“And why should I?” you inquired with a suspecting stare at the folder he brought in with him.
“If you read it, you’ll know.”
“This better not be one of your pranks,” you said as you reached for the folder.
“Kesesesesese~!”
“Shut up and get out,” you said as you tossed the folder to the corner of your desk and resumed working. You could only wish that he would shut up after leaving your office and sadly, that didn’t seem to happen.
~Time Skip~
After a while of working, your eyes began to wander to the folder. Time after time, you would revert your eyes back to the paperwork you needed to work on. After a few more times of looking back and forth from your work to the folder, you gave in to temptation and reached for the folder. You opened it and looked inside, finding a written contract that was unfamiliar to your eyes. You began to read.
I, (Name) (Last Name), consent to become one of Gilbert Beilschmidt’s belongings and vow to never disobey any order he gives me no matter what.
You pressed a button on your intercom.
“Get that stupid German fool into my office now!” you shouted into the microphone.
~Time Skip~
“What is the meaning of this, German albino?” you asked menacingly as you held up the written contract.
“I zhought you knew about zis since you signed it,” he said as he tried to hide his grin.
“You forged my signature. I never agreed to this,” you stated as you crushed the paper into a ball and threw it into the trashcan. “This has gone too far, Gilbert.”
“Don’t be like zhat, (Name). You know zhat you’d sign it sooner or later. I zhought it vas better sooner zhen later,” Gilbert explained as with a grin.
“That’s not what I meant. I will never agree to sign it,” you objected with a frown. “I can’t count how many times I have to clean up your mess because of some silly prank you pulled, but I will not tolerate this much longer. I don’t know why I still haven’t fired you,” you went on.
“Zhat just means zhat you love zhe awesome me vay too much to fire me,” Gilbert explained.
“No matter what you think, I will never, ever sign such a stupid and useless contract that does not benefit me!” you spat as you crossed your arms. Before you knew it, Gilbert slowly backed you to your desk, forcing you to sit on it. “Gilbert, what are you trying to do?” you asked as he pressed a button on the intercom.
“Zis is Gilbert Beilschmidt and zhe awesome me has an important announcement from zhe chief,” he spoke into the mic.
“Gilbert, what do you think you’re doing?!”
“Zhe chief orders everyone not to enter or valk near her office for zhe next few hours or so due to police business. Zank you for listening,” he said happily and released the pressure on the button.
“What do you hope to achieve by giving false orders?”
He didn’t say anything as his face inched closer to yours, his warm breath tickling your skin. You didn’t like the look in his eyes as he placed his arms on either side of you, ensuring you won’t escape.
Your face paled as his usual grin turned into something else.
“After zis, I’m sure you’d happily consent to being mine, contract or not.”
“Um, ma'am?” Your glare intensified as you looked up at the man standing in front of you.
“What is it?” you asked, emphasizing each word.
“Officer Beilschmidt just left a few seconds ago to celebrate the arrest of a criminal,” he answered. You closed your eyes as you stood up, slamming your hands down on your desk.
“What are you waiting for?! Get that fool into my office!” you shouted as the man scrambled out the doors to search for the albino.
~Time Skip~
“Officer, you’ve completed the task at hand, but the damage for it is not necessary!” you shouted.
“Zhe awesome me only made a few scratches on zhe vehicles, (Name),” the albino stated with a carefree grin as he waved the matter off with a flick of his wrist.
“Officer-”
“Zhat’s Gilbert to you.”
“Officer Beilschmidt, you have crashed into one hundred ninety-four street lamps, dented fifteen cars, crashed into five buildings, and rendered seven police cars useless,” you listed, a frown on your face as your eyes stared hard into the Gilbert’s.
“I didn’t do zhat much. It’s all repairable,” Gilbert stated with a nervous laugh.
“Let’s not forget the trees that you killed and I can only say we’re lucky it didn’t amount to a forest,” you continued.
“Ve can alvays replant zhe trees,” Gilbert suggested.
“Gilbert Beilschmidt, this is a serious matter. You have cost us the risk of many civilians that almost got run over and also the massive amount of money needed to fix all the damage you’ve done!”
“Don’t vorry about it, frau. Besides, didn’t you say zhat ve needed to catch zhe criminal at all costs?”
“That was not in the contract you filled out when you started this job. Read it again,” you demanded as you forced a folder into his hands. Gilbert sighed as he opened the folder.
“Is zis really necessary, frau?” You glared at him. “…Understood.”
“Come back when you’ve finished,” you said with a sigh.
“You mean I’m not going to read it here?”
“The last thing I need is to listen to your German voice as you read a piece of paper,” you stated.
“It’s Prussian!”
“On the other hand, the money will come out of your salary and the rest will be paid by the department. Just be happy that I’m deciding that not all of the repairs will come from your salary,” you stated.
“Vat?! Zhe awesome me refuse to consent to zis!” You pointed to the door.
“Feel free to leave.” He opened his mouth to say something. “Now.”
~Time Skip~
Knock! Knock! Knock!
“Come in,” you groaned as you placed your pen down. You glanced up as the door to your office opened, revealing Gilbert as he walked in with his usual grin. “How long has it been since I’ve told you to read it? An hour?”
“Don’t worry, frau. I’ve finished reading it,” he said as he closed the door behind him. You raised an eyebrow.
“You’re acting a bit happy. What did you do?”
“Nozhing,” he sang as he walked up to your desk, placing down a folder. “You may vant to take a look inside zhe folder, (Name).”
“And why should I?” you inquired with a suspecting stare at the folder he brought in with him.
“If you read it, you’ll know.”
“This better not be one of your pranks,” you said as you reached for the folder.
“Kesesesesese~!”
“Shut up and get out,” you said as you tossed the folder to the corner of your desk and resumed working. You could only wish that he would shut up after leaving your office and sadly, that didn’t seem to happen.
~Time Skip~
After a while of working, your eyes began to wander to the folder. Time after time, you would revert your eyes back to the paperwork you needed to work on. After a few more times of looking back and forth from your work to the folder, you gave in to temptation and reached for the folder. You opened it and looked inside, finding a written contract that was unfamiliar to your eyes. You began to read.
I, (Name) (Last Name), consent to become one of Gilbert Beilschmidt’s belongings and vow to never disobey any order he gives me no matter what.
X (Your Signature)
You pressed a button on your intercom.
“Get that stupid German fool into my office now!” you shouted into the microphone.
~Time Skip~
“What is the meaning of this, German albino?” you asked menacingly as you held up the written contract.
“I zhought you knew about zis since you signed it,” he said as he tried to hide his grin.
“You forged my signature. I never agreed to this,” you stated as you crushed the paper into a ball and threw it into the trashcan. “This has gone too far, Gilbert.”
“Don’t be like zhat, (Name). You know zhat you’d sign it sooner or later. I zhought it vas better sooner zhen later,” Gilbert explained as with a grin.
“That’s not what I meant. I will never agree to sign it,” you objected with a frown. “I can’t count how many times I have to clean up your mess because of some silly prank you pulled, but I will not tolerate this much longer. I don’t know why I still haven’t fired you,” you went on.
“Zhat just means zhat you love zhe awesome me vay too much to fire me,” Gilbert explained.
“No matter what you think, I will never, ever sign such a stupid and useless contract that does not benefit me!” you spat as you crossed your arms. Before you knew it, Gilbert slowly backed you to your desk, forcing you to sit on it. “Gilbert, what are you trying to do?” you asked as he pressed a button on the intercom.
“Zis is Gilbert Beilschmidt and zhe awesome me has an important announcement from zhe chief,” he spoke into the mic.
“Gilbert, what do you think you’re doing?!”
“Zhe chief orders everyone not to enter or valk near her office for zhe next few hours or so due to police business. Zank you for listening,” he said happily and released the pressure on the button.
“What do you hope to achieve by giving false orders?”
He didn’t say anything as his face inched closer to yours, his warm breath tickling your skin. You didn’t like the look in his eyes as he placed his arms on either side of you, ensuring you won’t escape.
Your face paled as his usual grin turned into something else.
“After zis, I’m sure you’d happily consent to being mine, contract or not.”
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Hey guys~! I'm finally back for another reader insert. To be honest, this was inspired by watching a video game walkthrough where the police car did a whole lot of damage unintentionally. Anyhow, the original title for this was a bit too long to fit, so you got the shortened version of it. Hope you guys like it~!
Hetalia & Gilbert © Hidekaz Himaruya
You © Gilbert Beilschmidt
Hetalia & Gilbert © Hidekaz Himaruya
You © Gilbert Beilschmidt
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Gilbert I swear you better not or so help me I'll call in frikkin Russia to.. "help" with your attitude. -laughs evil-y-